Why do I talk?
What's so funny about Vishnu
talking about Vishnu?
Vishnu is drunk again
and won't shut up
won't stop talking
about himself
or herself
Not sure how Vishnu self-identifies
if at all
Vishnu leaves it up to you
to self-identify for him or her or it
When people ask Vishnu
"Do you go by him or her?"
Vishnu responds
"What do you think?"
but not in a snide or retorical way
Vishnu is looking for an honest answer
like when Vishnu asks,
"Does this dress look good on me?"
You do not want to answer honestly
Let sleeping Vishnus sleep
I say, only thing is
Vishnu never sleeps
I have more in common
with Vishnu than I'd like
so I hope you don't mind
if I self-identify for you
you know, being Vishnu and all
I mean you being Vishnu
not me
I do not self-identify as Vishnu
at least not for myself
I only self-identify others as Vishnu
so I hope you're not offended
being identified as Vishnu
You can self-identify me
as Vishnu too
I should really stop talking now
I've been drinking Vishnu again