Speak for Yourself

Why does that guy even talk?
Why do I talk?
What's so funny about Vishnu
     talking about Vishnu?
Vishnu is drunk again
     and won't shut up
          won't stop talking
     about himself
          or herself
Not sure how Vishnu self-identifies
     if at all
Vishnu leaves it up to you
     to self-identify for him or her or it
When people ask Vishnu
     "Do you go by him or her?"
          Vishnu responds
     "What do you think?"
          but not in a snide or retorical way
Vishnu is looking for an honest answer
     like when Vishnu asks,
          "Does this dress look good on me?"
     You do not want to answer honestly
Let sleeping Vishnus sleep
     I say, only thing is
          Vishnu never sleeps
I have more in common 
     with Vishnu than I'd like
          so I hope you don't mind
     if I self-identify for you
          you know, being Vishnu and all
               I mean you being Vishnu
                    not me
     I do not self-identify as Vishnu
           at least not for myself
     I only self-identify others as Vishnu
           so I hope you're not offended
               being identified as Vishnu
     You can self-identify me
          as Vishnu too
I should really stop talking now
     I've been drinking Vishnu again